I spend roughly 50 hours at work every week, so it’s no wonder that some of my best friends are people I work with or have worked with. I’ve developed multiple friendships over the last five years only to lose them to new opportunities and occasionally, new cities too. Oh sure we keep in touch via [...]
Archive for February, 2009
“The friendship that can cease, has never been real.” – Saint Jerome
Posted in Friends, Uncategorized, tagged friendship on February 27, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Gym Etiquette
Posted in Health and Fitness on February 26, 2009 | 9 Comments »
When I become a parent, there are a few key things I plan to teach my child.
1) Always remember to say “please” and “thank you.”
2) It’s okay to pick your nose, but only in the bathroom when other people aren’t looking.
3) Do not, I repeat, DO NOT fart on the treadmill.
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Now that’s my kind of goat
Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Headline: Goat breaks into home, eats cake
Oscars 2009
Posted in Celebs, tagged academy awards, oscars on February 23, 2009 | 9 Comments »
Let’s start with the red carpet.
First of all, while I love E!, I completely despise Ryan Seacrest. I also think E! should strongly consider hiring another interviewer for events where Brangelina might appear because apparently Angelina also despises Ryan Seacrest and continues to snub him. The first time was at the Golden Globes. This time, [...]
What would have been my President’s Day post if my dog hadn’t unleashed the contents of his bowels all over my living room yesterday
Posted in All About Me on February 17, 2009 | 12 Comments »
First of all, you should know that the hubby and I had a splendid (yes, I said splendid) Valentine’s Day with Nora and her boyfriend TDH. She captured the day’s events perfectly with a timeline post so if you want the play-by-play of all the fun we had, please visit her site. Or if you [...]
President’s Day must be my own personal Friday the 13th
Posted in Champ, Food and Drink, Not Cool on February 17, 2009 | 12 Comments »
Warning: If you’re eating, you may want to stop. Or bookmark this post for when you’re not eating.
I had a perfectly uneventful, non-stressful day at work and expected my evening to go just as smoothly. I was a little tired from yesterday’s workout so I decided not to try and attempt the gym again tonight. [...]
Because I have nothing better to say
Posted in All About Me on February 13, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Borrowing this meme from Tara, in honor of Valentine’s Day. Or because I’m bored.
? How long have you been together? 4 1/2 years
? How long did you know each other before you started dating? A day or two.
? Who asked who out? Well, I’m the one that initiated the conversation with him but I’m pretty [...]
Death to Snuggie
Posted in Random on February 9, 2009 | 16 Comments »
During a quick stop at Walgreens this weekend, I waited patiently in the car for my husband to run in and buy some cold medicines.
When he returned, he came back with more than just nasal spray and cough drops.
Into my lap landed this:
My reaction: WTF is this?! Oh hells naw, you did NOT just buy me [...]
Catching up on my hate mail…
Posted in Health and Fitness, Not Cool on February 4, 2009 | 14 Comments »
Dear Punxsutawney Phil,
You’re an asshole. I think this whole “seeing your shadow” bit is a crock. And on top of that, you only work for about 10 seconds one day a year. Maybe I’m just jealous, but you’re still an asshole.
Love,
The leader of the Coalition Against Fat, Lazy Groundhogs (CAFLG).
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Dear Skinny People at the [...]
