Archive for July 2nd, 2010

Sometimes I wish Missouri would outlaw cell phone usage on the highway. Then, when I’m driving behind a redneck in the left lane, going 45 mph in a 60, in a red, tar-spackled 1987 pick-up truck, talking on the phone and smoking a cigarette, I can take a picture of him and his license plate and send it to the authorities with the message, “Book ’em Dano.”

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